A conversation I have almost daily.
| . | |
| Someone: | Ano, babae ka o lalake? // So... are you a man [straight] or a woman [gay]? |
| Me: | Anong araw na ito? // What day is it today? |
| Someone: | [blank stare] |
| Me: | EX-FUCKING-ZACTLY. |
| . | |
| Someone: | Ano, babae ka o lalake? // So... are you a man [straight] or a woman [gay]? |
| Me: | Anong araw na ito? // What day is it today? |
| Someone: | [blank stare] |
| Me: | EX-FUCKING-ZACTLY. |
